Stories in correct order of occurance but in reverse of the tease...
My first failed hookup came early in the day and was totally planned on my part. A very pretty asian girl has a very strong crush on me. Surprisingly I actually noticed but then it was quite apparent when she was letting people go before her so that she could have me sell her one of her many photo ops. The nail that complete ruined any chance of her scoring my digits was when she was hanging out talking to me when it was slow, I asked if she had stayed up late drinking the night before and she said she was not 21 yet In other words she was not even born we I graduated High School.
My second failed hookup was totally my fault but mainly because I am as dense as a black hole. I have spent the last three days interacting with a lot of really nice people that are huge fans of the celebrities we are photographing. One of Marsters fans really stood out for me because she was incredible hot. Well this evening she stopped by to pick up her picture from the day and she stopped and chatted. It turns out the she is an actress that has been in all of the Law and Orders, Boston Leagle, and couple of shows and some movies that have not been released yet. In our conversation she mentioned that she has no plans for the evening and that she is here alone. It was not until it was pointed out later by the person that was at the sales table with me that I came to realize that she was totally tring to get me to take her out to dinner. Afterwards I also find out that she had apparently been asking one of the women that was helping at the sales table about me... As Q would say "Still single."
Despite that setback today was a pretty good day. Almost great if it was not for the Cluster becoming a Cluster! when on of the printers broke leaving me to explaing to a bunch of disapointed fans why there photos were not ready.
I did sleep in when I discovered that unles you set it correctly it only makes the alarm sound once...
Got to spend a half an hour wandering the floor and had some awesome teriyaki...
Went to the Harry Potter theamed Yule Ball and once again regretted that I had not charged my camera battery...
Wandered around and explored the night events...
Got a cab that broke down on the highway and spent a very enjoyable hour talking politics with my black, female, republican taxi driver. Not that I want to label her or anything. It was really interesting to here about the election from her point of view...
2 comments:
Don't feel bad dude, the best part of failed hookup stories is they're always entertaining to everyone else and eventually to yourself also.
Bummer about the missed chance of con booty though...
Booty Age Math (younger): Half your age, plus 7. That's the minimum age for any target.
If you prefer older women, it's Twice your age, minus 7.
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